The Astrology Machine
What's your top rep's star sign?
We'll forecast their next two weeks. Scientifically.
Reading the chart...
Or get an actual
Sales Score.
0-100, from real calls, against one defined standard. No stars involved.
No charts were consulted in the making of this tool. The dates, elements and ruling planets are real. Everything after that is the joke. Sales is not, in fact, governed by the stars.